JAMIE LYNN SPEARS IS PREGNANT.

16-year-old Jamie Lynn Spears, Britney’s little sister, got knocked up. Nickelodeon released this statement regarding her pregnancy:
“We respect Jamie Lynn’s decision to take responsibility in this sensitive and personal situation. We know this is a very difficult time for her and her family, and our primary concern right now is [...]

 
The BBC reports that Amy Winehouse has just been arrested, in connection to a case of “perverting the course of justice.”
Whatever that means.
There isn’t that much info out on it yet, but… oh, happy day.