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Troy Bolton Fails Ceramics Class

by Zach Bourque 4 March 2009 22 Comments E-mail Zach Bourque


Well, we all figured Disney would make another musical but HSM…4? News broke today that there will be indeed another sequel to the popular franchise made.  Hmm, I don’t quite get it.  Wasn’t the tagline for the third “Senior Year?” Hmm, something smells fishy.

THEPOPFIX.com did some digging and, sure enough, it appears that Troy Bolton has indeed failed his senior year ceramics class and is being held back.

How embarrassing! I mean, ceramics is hard and all, but come on Troy. All your friends are going to be  dancing their way through keggers and philosophy class while you’re left making cook wear out of clay.

Disney initially experimented with the title and concept “High School Musical 4: Freshman Year of College,” but, let’s face it, that just doesn’t make any sense.

Will Troy’s super senior status bring him advantages in the court and with the ladies? Stay tuned to THEPOPFIX.

(Edit: It appears that High School Musical 4 will have to make due without Troy, who took summer school to make up for his lackluster senior year performance and will thus be heading off to college. HSM 4 will be written by Peter Barscocchini, who penned HSM 1-3 and will be premiering on the Disney Channel instead of going theatrical.  Look for it in 2010. We will never know quite what happened to Troy in college but word has it he is turning tricks for chunk change after losing his scholarship due to a torn ACL.)


  • Denise Kuan said:

    omg this is hilarious. Ceramics? How come they couldn’t be more creative and make him fail something intelligible people fail?

  • garsome said:

    LOL! Ceramics? Are they crazy? At least say he failed freaking match, science or the GAYDAR test. Wait, he passed with flying rainbow colors.

    Zach, you’re a great writer.

  • Borsonk said:

    I thought Troy became a rent boy and was licking people’s arses for extra cash?

  • valentina said:

    Valentina Chalkias Wil Een Baby met je maken

  • amara said:

    troy eri mi amor porfabor agregame amaryta_lababy_amigas@hotmail.com
    eri mi sueño por fa no lo ropai

  • LILLI said:

    eu querria o teu e-mail podes ser~?

  • vivibaba said:

    szeretek jo jan jo a filmed te vagy a leg jobb meg gabriella

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  • thais said:

    oi troy eu te amo eu penso em vc todos os dias eu tenho 18 e moro no brazil em boituva e eu queria dizer para vc me ligar 97666472 mas não se esquesa eu te amo demais

  • rayane lima said:

    ola troy eu queria seu email

  • gabi said:

    ola troy como estas guapo kieres cojerme ???? yo te amo y odio a gabriela hay ke bueno ke no la besaste jajajajajajajaja y yo te estoy buscando para cojerte yo soy mas bonita ke gabriela y ke tu novia asi ke si kieres cojerme hay ya me tengo ke ir mi amor hay te espero (=

  • ANGHI said:

    hi try que guapo quiero sern tu amiga te AMO MUCHO

  • emily said:

    troy te amo muito penso em vc todos os dias tem 19 que nem vc quer namorar comigo

  • luna said:

    troppo bello zak efron troppo ficccccoooooooooo

  • luna said:

    troy te adoro

  • mariana said:



    olz como estas yo te admiro porque esres un gran actor osea eres un papi

  • sheriff said:

    i cant just wait to fuk gabriella

  • rizel said:

    Hi troy!!!you’re so handsome!!i’m hoping to see you personally!!

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