Unlike Obama Girl, these McCain supporters are full-figured making them too good to be true. There’s more to love with a semi-hot white woman, semi-old white woman, and a semi-black black woman. With John McCain raining from the sky, along with three women shrieking “It’s raining McCain,” you just know the democrats are having the last laugh.

In case you haven’t caught on to recent technology trends, the internet is the place to be. Practically everything can be done or purchased online, and today’s big news confirms what we saw coming for a while…the death of the record industry.

Story and Images by Joyce Chen
She doesn’t ask for much – a smile, a tip of the hat, just a smidgen of respect for her craft. Large silver earrings glinting under dim lights, eyes closed with the kind of emotional energy fit for a stage diva, Juliana Lisk croons jazz into her microphone with all the self assurance of a veteran songstress, all the soul of a mature thespian mid-monologue.
Her striking Afro is pulled back away from her face with a simple …

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Estelle

Already no. 1 in the UK, Estelle is demanding attention from American fans with her single, “American Boy” featuring Kanye West. The singer released her newest album “SHINE” last month under John Legend’s new record label, HomeSchool Records.
Already a success in her home country of England, Estelle is becoming recognized as being the first lady of hip hop in her home country.
The premise for “American Boy” was actually a bit of a joke, said Estelle to The London Paper. She recorded it with Will.I.Am and both of them agreed that …

The world has been waiting years for the reunion of our favorite promiscuous New York women; Carrie, Samantha, Miranda and Charlotte. When we heard that Kim Cattrall finally signed on for the much anticipated Sex and the City movie, we put on our Manolos and hit the town for celebratory cosmos.

Ever wanted to hear a woman actually spew vitriolic words of hatred towards another woman on TV without that annoying beep taunting you every two seconds? Did you really want to see a naked wo(man) on television without that stupid censor blurring out all of their goodies? Well, unlike the U.S., television in the UK is very liberated and is able to broadcast everything you would ever want to see on HBO without it becoming some cheap porno. After ten o’ clock, don’t be surprised to see a woman calling …

Being the overachievers that they are, Blake Fielder-Civil and Amy Winehouse have done the impossible. Somehow they’ve been able to defy the odds and maintain a relationship in which the sober moments are sacrificed in favor of horse tranquilizer/cocaine concoctions. Many celebrity couples have tried to mix love and drugs before, but most fail miserably. Kate Moss & Pete Doherty, Whitney Houston & Bobby Brown, and Kim & Eminem are all losers in this category. After conquering every drug known to mankind, and an incarceration, Blake and Amy are the clear winners.

My frozen snot gushed out of my nostrils like a Mountain Dew slurpee filling a 16oz. 7-11 cup. As I looked at my hands I realized that the purple color was not from gloves, rather, my leathery, semi-frostbitten hands. I felt that my chicken legs were shaking so fiercely I knew I just had to look like a rooster flapping its wings during mating season. It was the worst weather I’ve experienced at any time of my life (I’m from Colorado, mind you) and I knew I was going …