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by David Yi [8 Aug 2009 | 2 Comments | ]
All Points West

Liberty Park’s field transformed into an ocean of sludge with feet slowly sinking into the ground like quicksand. A complete haze enveloped the park, sweat dripping off of everyone’s body as festival-goers danced in sync to the magical sounds that blared from the speakers, shared gloriously by all in the mud pie-slinging kingdom. Needless to say, West-coasters, it was a complete, joyous end to the three-day festival.

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by David Yi [17 Apr 2009 | 2 Comments | ]
Top 5 Celebrities Turned Interns

What’s sexier than sweating onstage among thousands of screaming fans, creating albums that sell millions, and playing a popular sport professionally?

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by David Yi [5 Apr 2009 | 4 Comments | ]
Hugh Jackman Ball-pinched By Japanese Man

Way to kick er, squeeze, a man’s balls while he’s already on the ground.

With a recent leak of Hugh Jackman’s latest movie, X-Men Origins: Wolverine leaked to the public with not so stellar reviews, seems as if the Australian star is heading for another Australia-sized disaster. So when Jackman visited a Japanese show this past week, it seemed as if nothing else could go wrong.
Jackman comes out in true sartorial glory, dressed in a very gentleman-like suit to a room filled with rather cocky Japanese hosts. After graciously shaking every …

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by David Yi [3 Apr 2009 | 13 Comments | ]
Granny or Tranny: Who’s Fuglier? RuPaul vs. Lady Gaga

In today’s world, being called a hot tranny mess is the equivalent of someone telling you that you’re the next Sasha Fierce. It’s a compliment. It’s like standing next to an ultrasound of a 7-week-old child feeling like a giant when you’re Mini Me. Kinda like getting laid with a straight guy when you’re Richard Simmons. Or that feeling you get when someone compliments you that your freshly coated orange tan looks as if you’ve been soaking in the UV rays from Zac Efron’s skin.

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by David Yi [3 Apr 2009 | 2 Comments | ]
How ‘Bruno’ Destroyed Fashion

In the newest movie which already gained tons of exposure for ruining many fashion shows, we see Cohen bravely going where any accomplished gay has gone before–American prostitution houses, camping with white trashy men, adopting a black baby, and going off to the military.

The genius and absurdity comes with how Cohen never once breaks character. From being whipped by a stripper, hassled by security, and walking ridiculously down a runway in Milan (which he took a lot of heat for!), is all done in a completely transformed manner which would make any character actor proud.

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by David Yi [1 Apr 2009 | One Comment | ]
Bill O’Reilly’s Greatest Hits

The egocentric, tyrannic, right-winged megalomania with the vitriolic tongue, creepy stalker ways and triple chin, better known as Fox News’ rating’s savior, Bill O’Reilly, may possibly be the most hated man on television. And damn straight he’s proud of the fact that he’s an overt tool. It brings in ratings.

According to the Los Angeles Times, not only is Fox New still on top in cable news, the “O’Reilly Factor” is still the country’s most debated talk show, and brings in millions of viewers each week.

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by David Yi [25 Mar 2009 | 2 Comments | ]
Sorry BoA, But Yes, This Means Epic Failure

With marketing campaigns with mega clothing store, Forever 21, and ads all over Nylon’s website, well-known producers like Bloodshy and Avant (hitmakers for Britney Spears’ Blackout album) and collaborations with American artists like Flo Rida and Sean Garrett, the effort has proved to be, as far as record sales are concerned, a failure. Which is a shame, because BoA’s album is not half bad at all.

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by David Yi [6 Mar 2009 | No Comment | ]
Nissan Thinks Cubes Are Cool

Chic? Subjective. Roomy? Sure. Economical? You betcha. Would I drive this around in Los Angeles? Hell no! It looks like a metallic Shamu that was rejected from its clan and forced to drift onto the shores of America. Already a hit in Japan, the car is supposed to go for $13,990–aimed for those on a budget. With 1.8 L, 122 horsepower and four cylinders, it’s not really that impressive, but maybe will appeal to those who are hit hard by the faltering economy.